LIAM GALLAGHER may be glad to be closer to home as the Oasis tour hits Wembley on Friday – as a bunch of randy swingers are planning to have sex in his garden.
One exhibitionist going by the name Jimmy on a members-only swingers site posted: "Anyone up for meets with me and my lady?
"Liam Gallagher has a place that backs on to the trees so could sneak into his garden.
"That could be a laff. Email for deets."
Another swinger, who had the rather unoriginal user name Sex-Time, said he was up for it and responded: "He's on tour with Oasis so we won't get caught."
The rest of the messages are too saucy to share, but you get my drift.
I'm pretty sure Liam's adorable rescue dog Buttons would make short work of anyone who dared to get down and dirty anywhere near Liam's garden.
Council bores
But if I was him, I'd definitely be beefing up my home security.
Liam and his brother Noel are now enjoying a few rest days before their Wembley shows with their bandmates Paul 'Bonehead' Arthurs, Gem Archer, Andy Bell and American drummer Joey Waronker.
The band will play five shows at Wembley over the next fortnight, then head off to Edinburgh and Ireland before returning for two final gigs in September.
American Oasis fans will then be able to get their fill of the reunited band.
The brothers were triumphant together when they went home to Manchester for five huge shows at Heaton Park.
And despite city council bores trying to block the view for ticketless fans on nearby Gallagher Hill, the concerts could not have been more successful.
During their opening shows in Cardiff, it is thought that almost £4million was brought into the local economy thanks to the gigs.
And I've no doubt that the same boost will have come to Manchester, after three Joseph Holt pubs — the ones closest to Heaton Park — told me they poured more than 100,000 pints during the course of the five shows.
That's not counting all the drinks and food sold by vendors on site, nor the hotels, which saw customers from all over the world staying with them to watch the lads in action.
Oasis fever is going to hit the capital from tomorrow night — and I for one cannot wait.
SAMIRA'S IN A NEW CARDI
WITH CHARLI XCX married, it seems the brat summer is over – but Samira Mighty is ready to take on the mantle of party-loving pop star.
The former Love Islander has today dropped her steamy summer banger Cardio, and she reckons it will be raising temperatures on the dancefloor.
In an exclusive chat, she said: "I like doing songs like Cardio because it is a bit different to my other stuff.
"I want to shock people.
"Cardio is all about being like a dominant, sexy girl. And I think I'm coming into my sexy girl era now.
"With stuff like Charli XCX, Brat and Shygirl, it's just so now. Everyone's just in their party girl era, aren't they?"
Cardio is packed full of racy lyrics but Samira was surprised to find that even her parents were fans of the tune.
But she reckons they may have been less keen if they had seen her acting out some of the song's raunchy lines when she was on Love Island in 2018.
This year's series has shown far more bedroom antics, and she said: "Oh my God, my grandma would disown, my dad would disown.
"I'd be living somewhere else.
"It would be bad."
As an actress, Samira is juggling her music with a gruesome role in new Brit horror movie Bambi: The Reckoning – which is not for the faint-hearted.
After seeing a clip she said: "I was shocked.
"I've never seen myself cut in half by Bambi, but my character was annoying anyway.
"She deserved it."
Ouch.
ALICIA CLUELESS? AS IF…
ALICIA SILVERSTONE proved she's still every inch Cher Horowitz as she celebrated Clueless's 30th anniversary.
The actress put on Cher's famous yellow checked co-ord and recreated an iconic scene from the film with a very special twist.
She went through the motions of the scene in the movie where Cher is seen walking along, inset, before a man jumps out of nowhere and puts his arm around her and she shouts: "As if!"
But this time it wasn't an unknown teen trying to approach her, but her 20-year-old son Bear.
Sharing the reel with her 3.1 million Instagram followers, Alicia wrote on Instagram: "Entering Clueless's 30th anniversary weekend like . . ."
Fans can head to the Trafalgar Theatre in London for the West End version of the film now.
I can't think of a better way to celebrate.
IT'S BURL OR NOTHING FOR CHRISTINA
MORE than 15 years after she starred in Burlesque alongside Cher and Stanley Tucci, Christina Aguilera has brought a stage production of the movie to the West End.
Speaking outside the Savoy Theatre in London, where the show opens tomorrow, the US singer said: "I love taking a step back and a back seat . . . it's beautiful to see the reinvention.
"When you're in it, you focus on the choreography, all these different elements.
"Being able to take a back seat and being more of a visionary of the bigger picture, it's really a special thing."
Actress Jess Folley takes on Christina's role as Ali in the stage version, with the Dirrty singer heaping praise on her, adding: "She is doing such a magnificent, magnificent job and likewise inspires me as well."
DRAKE CREW'S CHICKEN RAPS
HE might have let down fans with a rather short performance on the final night of his Wireless Festival takeover.
But the 400-strong team who joined Drake on tour were loving life after the Hotline Bling star splashed the cash on their catering.
Insiders tell me that when the US rapper headed to Birmingham for a trio of shows there, he spent £3,327.25 on nosh for his crew.
Drake called a local branch of American chain Dave's Hot Chicken to put in his order, which included £1,059.80 on 60 medium spice sliders and £529.90 on 30 hot spice sliders.
If that wasn't enough, he also paid £739.80 for 60 boxes of chicken tenders, along with £299.75 for French fries, 100 pots of Mac N Cheese at £349 and 100 portions of kale slaw for the same price.
Drake chose to order from Dave's Hot Chicken after investing in the chain back in 2021, but as his receipt proves, he didn't even get a discount.
I'm outraged he forgot a few tubs of Dave's sauce.
That stuff is addictive.
CHRIS OUT IN THE COLD
SHE may be besties with her ex Chris Martin but it turns out Coldplay is not Gwyneth Paltrow's favourite band.
Opening up about her kids Moses and Apple influencing her music choices, Gwyneth said: "They teach me about new acts a lot.
"My son is always teaching me about cool new bands like this one band called Royel Otis that I'm obsessed with.
"Apple has got me into French indie pop.
"I learn something from these guys every day."
But, much to her kids' horror, Gwyneth does still like a golden oldie.
Asked on her Goop podcast if there was anything she liked that was uncool, she replied as quick as a flash: "Phil Collins.
"I love Phil Collins."
Must be something in the air.
WITH LULU four years off turning 80, she says she's now stopped giving a toss what people think and has started to let loose.
Speaking on stage at a concert at Englefield House, Berks, the Scots singer, said: "As I've got to 76 I've become reckless and let it all hang out.
"Every gig is special to me – more and more so as I get older.
"I've always loved it and appreciated it, but there's an extra level of appreciation there, because how lucky am I to be here with you?
"I could be at home cleaning up after lunch, washing the bloody dishes or something – but I'd much rather do this."
I'm sure the sight of Lulu in a pair of marigolds would be thrilling for some . . .
HE is still on the final leg of his colossal Mathematics world tour, which has seen him performing to more than six million fans over the past three years.
And Ed Sheeran isn't ready to put his feet up just yet.
The Azizam singer has announced a brand new tour, Loop, which will see him hitting the road again in the new year.
Ed said: "New stage, new tricks, new set-up, new songs and all the classics added in.
"We kick it off in Australia and New Zealand in Jan, Feb, March 2026, which is always the best time.
"I can't wait to be back."
Tickets for the shows go on sale next Tuesday, with Ed expected to announce dates in Europe and the UK soon.
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