Katherine Ryan’s husband reveals painful accident has left him with a MICRO PENIS as he moans ‘why is it so tiny?’

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COMEDIAN Katherine Ryan's husband has revealed a shock water skiing accident left him with a micro penis.

Bobby Koostra was chatting to his TV star wife on their podcast when he opened up on being left with a "tiny" manhood after a horror injury.

Katherine Ryan and Bobby Kootstra at the world premiere of "The Real Housewives of London."
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Katherine Ryan's husband Bobby has been left with a tiny micro penis[/caption]
Collage of Katherine Ryan's husband and Katherine Ryan in a video podcast.
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The star told how her husband's recent accident left him with unexpected shrinkage[/caption]

He was trying out using a child's water jet ski with a pal when things quickly went wrong leaving Bobby with a painful groin injury.

But it was the after-effects that really left Bobby in panic mode as he admitted it had caused him to gain a micro penis.

By definition, a micro penis is 3.6 inches or smaller.

Speaking to Katherine, Bobby said: "I got pulled up [on the ski] and like, one leg drags.

"And then I just felt a pop."

He then added: "There was like shrinkage, from a cold pool, for a week and I was like, 'what is going on here?'"

Referring to his penis, he then said: "Why is it so small?

"I had to google, 'torn groin, small penis'.

"It does happen because of the injury and the muscles – it just kind of shrunk into itself."

Bobby admitted he was relieved to learn his micro-penis was as a result of his injury and not from another matter with Katherine's husband going on to add: "I knew at least it was because of this that my penis is so tiny now."

Katherine then told him he'd had a "good run" after only developing the micro penis at the age of 42 and having already had four children.

It led him to quip: "I was thinking the same thing, I am like, 'what do I even need a penis for now?'."

Katherine coyly chuckled as she said "great, thanks," in response to Bobby's comments.

Katherine and Bobby are currently expecting their third child together and Katherine's fourth overall.

Sje married her childhood sweetheart Bobby in 2019 and the couple now share son Fred, four, and daughter Fenna, two. 

She is also mum to Violet, 16, from a previous relationship.

Katherine Ryan and Rory McPhee arrive for a wedding.
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The couple are expecting their fourth child together[/caption]
Katherine Ryan attends the "Freakier Friday" UK Premiere.
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The star discussed her husband's tiny manhood on their podcast[/caption]

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